All my love to California
I miss her each and every morning
And kisses on Seattle’s back
She melted me, a sweet attack
I danced with Kentucky til the dawn
But can’t remember where she’s gone
Just want to rub New York’s pussy
She’s a dirty little kitty
Tell Sweden I’ll be round at 3
And Tennessee to marry me
Alabama’s got my number
Ohio will adore me forever
Tenderly I stroke the spine
Of my Carolina clementine
Cambodia has eyes so pretty
And Berlin knows how to make me feel shitty
Thailands nice, but the sex is gritty
London’s got a boring streak
Turkey treats me like I’m meat
I Left a note on Milan’s door
She never answered, ah mi amore
Severed the head of Bangladesh
another grew back with iron flesh
Hugged Zurich til she turned black and blue
I fucked Paris
And she liked it, mew!
Begged Vietnam for another chance
She said she’s through with bad romance
Blessed Scotland wore me down
Took my cloak and took my crown
Detroit is tough, she likes a brawl
Drunk young fights in an old pool hall
Nashville wears her heart on her sleeve
Texas gives a big warm squeeze
But all my love to California
Oh how I miss her every morning
And as the sun sets on her breast
I’ll love her til I’ve got nothing left
All I know melts in her arms
I am defenseless to her charms
Dear California won’t you be mine
My very special Valentine